After I hit publish on one of my posts, a page came up that said:
“This is your 4th post. Marvelous! This post has 186 words.”
I love a site that encourages you by telling you it’s marvelous what you’ve just done and then counts all the words in your oh-so-cool blog, when really it’s reminding you that you still haven’t published your book.
Fuck off, wordpress. I KNOW I haven’t finished my book. Thank you.